Well, the bratwurst has been delayed. We sat on the first plane for 2 hours. We're no longer on the first plane. Plane number two is arriving soon and we'll try it again at 9:30pm... 4 hours later than the original departure. A bunch of us are grabbing a little dinner right now. Mmm... airport quesadillas. Nice passport photo, Chachi.

Another example of terrible design. Who puts the remote for your in-flight entertainment system in the arm rest? Never mind the fact that it's the most uncomfortable thing to rest your elbow on for a 10 hour flight, but everytime I put my elbow down either the volume turns all the way up or the channel changes. Genius. I'd try using the other armrest occasionally, but the lady beside me seems to have already staked claim on both armrests on each side of her. Look like we're gonna be havin' a little game of elbonics for the next several hours.

TO be continued....